SEWAGE!!! MAGGOT etc

Pls tell mi dis is a HORRIBLE April fools joke!!!!!

The Embassy of the United States in Kingston, Jamaica is in the process of REVOKING the visas of the following citizens of Jamaica. The people mentioned here currently hold a U.S.

Visa that we have not yet been able to physically cancel. Do not allow these passengers to board any flights bound for the United States in reliance on this visa. The specific information is as follows:




1) NAME: Garfield Augustus McKoy

DOB: 16-JAN-1965

PASSPORT: Jamaica #: A2720093

US VISA CONTROL #: 20090797640002




2) NAME: Garfield Augustus McKoy

DOB: 16-JAN-1965

PASSPORT: Jamaica #: A2222490

US VISA CONTROL #: 20061105840006




3) NAME: Moses Anthony Davis

DOB: 22-AUG-1973

PASSPORT: Jamaica #: A2923459

US VISA CONTROL #: 20082808300001




4) NAME: Moses Anthony Davis

DOB: 22-AUG-1973

PASSPORT: Jamaica #: A2923459

US VISA CONTROL #: 20082808300001




5) NAME: Moses Anthony Davis

DOB: 22-AUG-1973

PASSPORT: Jamaica #: A3091250

US VISA CONTROL #: 20100538930001




6) NAME: Sheldon Ricardo Aitana Lawrence

DOB: 06-APR-1981

PASSPORT: Jamaica #: A2888921

US VISA CONTROL #: 20092086730009




7) NAME: David Constantine Brooks

DOB: 30-NOV-1980

PASSPORT: Jamaica #: A2398975

US VISA CONTROL #: 20071062360008




8) NAME: David Constantine Brooks

DOB: 30-NOV-1980

PASSPORT: Jamaica #: A2802052

US VISA CONTROL #: 20082055440001




9) NAME: Rodney Basil Price

DOB: 12-JUN-1972

PASSPORT: Jamaica #: A2492299

US VISA CONTROL #: 20081512130006




10) NAME: Rodney Basil Price

DOB: 12-JUN-1972

PASSPORT: Jamaica #: A2492299

US VISA CONTROL #: 20090577210002




Regards,

Fraud Prevention Unit

U.S. EMBASSY KINGSTON


Pls tell mi dis is a horrible joke guys dis was announced pon ragga....at least suh dem say idk....luv ragga but frm d other day mi cah get fi listen him.....yow mi not even wah believe this a true cus if such is d case it sticky pon wi.........dem all a target wi artiste dem now?? fi wah?? Likkle Aidonia!!! New comer hardly build up him street creds sighs.....mi belly bottom a cram up....well umm mek mi jus slip in a likkle kartel diss......Fagesha kartel wi see d vid wah yuh a tlk bout say a u say rae tae and blah MAGGOT! SEWAGE!!! YUH CRAWNY RAAS OLD YUH yuh nuh have nuh respect fi d female sex.......d vid a cum nxt ppl

The End Is Near!!!!!

PPl unnuh nuh see Campion College in 2nd place??? Mi say mi cudnt sleep d way d ppl dem a mek nooise ova deh wid dem celebrations!!!!!! dwl a fi dem year dis stilz tennis swimmin semi inna basket ball raaaaaaaaaaaaaaeee.......ok dats it bye bye lol

Kartel a get A-head in life!!!!

hey, its lexi here dishing out the suss as it comes. now recent encounters show me seh kartel a gwwan wid tings. now pictures a circulate roun di place especially all over facebook, but it originated from 876radio.com showing di teacher a get him tools polished up by sme mystery girl.

hehey, wat a cass cass pon di thursday eeh? word a guh roun seh is a girl name stacy from expression dancerz. but dat nuh confirm yet. is not like is lisa hype who nuh fraid fi confess up to the act. but hey, if its her thing mek she do it. at least now we know seh is not kartel did inna di lisa swiper tape. cuz jesum, him package crawny like it infested with some disease. a coulda all him give lisa di herpes, syphillis and aids pon har tongue weh spice did a talk bout. but no man, kartel come again. bout 'mi cocky longer dan mi knife' heh. oh please, da likkle beany supm deh? come again. spice mussi did well shame when she did see it!

anyways, just a mek unno know seh, peace and love still. a good ting seh him and the gully comke to a truce still cuz jah know dem woulda do him bad wid this. a wonder what gonna happen to him career now?

well only time can tell..

here are the pics for your amusement still.

South Africans attending champs

its lexi here again delivering the new suss. so champs a draw near fi ture. mi nah lie opening ceremony did sell off, but still, some things did just unnecessary. like how jamaica spending and undisclosed sum to invite 29 children from South Africa to be here for the games. now tell me wid our huge debt and trade deficits, as well as dem damn annoying homeless hatian prisoner refugee escapees in the island, how we can afford dat now?

di way me see it, bruce just a run we inna more and more shit. but i have pity for him. is not his fault that this government have some of the worst advisers out there. seriously, dem need fi fire dem advisors deh. jamaica just know how fi spend di money pon unnecessary tings enuh. i mean how south africa ago help we inna di long run. we nuh dependent on them for anything at all, dem racist for one, and dem not exactly english literate. but hey babsy mussi love di free travel she do every month. she mussi lef usain so she need someone--i mean something else to spend government money pon. its sad. sad indeed.

so now unno know, we have visitors in our midst, so unno plz behave at champs plz. dont show up unno dutty colours and start up stampede and stab up unno one another like unno always do now. please peace and love. if the africans dem can do it, im sure us civilized people of the western world can do the same.

as always, love ya'll. till next time, lexi-boo signing out.

Kartel get a friggin lie!!!!!!!!!!

Yow mi hear say Kartel a tlk up a bag a ting bout d Big Ship fam bout how Freddie Mcregor order d closure a him studio and bout how D'genius suk pussy and all dese tings...O boy mi not even kno weh fi begin pon dah one deh........Portmore sewage, Mr. confused nuh bloodclaat!!! Mr. crawny beyond imagination Mr. Parasite how yuh suh raaas outtaorder!!!! Ppl yuh nuh see d likkle maggot nah hold nuh medz??? Honestly....come on wid d whole Black ryno controversy wid shot a buss place a get fire bombed yuh neva expect say yuh a guh cum undah heat wid d po pos?? Nuh yuh sed 1 claims say d police have a personal vendetta gainst yuh?? suh yuh nuh must raas expect say if yuh nah nuh papers fi d bumboclaat studio dem aguh tek action!!!!! pussyhole chu mi heated man dwl noo mi a pree yuh kno say Mr. Sewage face paranoid....noo pree d way him tlk more time.....him nuh sane d man tlk like say d world is out to get him....hmm well mayb dats how it is wen yuh sell yuh ass and soul dwlol...a wah??...mi nuh kno....dwl....afta mi analyze Mr. Scurmage my assessment is dat him suffer frm
Schizophrenia....no seriously pree it him have all d symptoms!!!
Sypmtoms
1.him certainly have trouple keeping frens....Aidonia, Ryno, Steven, Bounty, Mavado, Freddie, Roach, Bling Dawg...hmm d whole Alliance, etc d list goes on......
2.False beliefs or thoughts that have nothing to do with reality (delusions)...check...Fredie order him studio lock down......him alone a bear d blame for d feud.....etc
3.Argumentativeness check.......Killer.......Kim.....Di genius etc
4.Delusions of persecution or grandeur.....do i need to?? dwl
5.Repetitive behaviors
PPl nnuh nuh see d Ting siiiiick?? him need hospitalization pon d double...noo a d first yutemi see luv mek war wid veterans suh Ninja now Freddie tsk tsk tsk Now ppl frm all my years inna life mi neva see dat man mek war wid nuhbody yet!!! mi neva see him say a bad word bout nuhbody y Kartel a guh deh suh??? Sigh And y d fuk Mr. Oil and powder nuh lef d man dem pon d ship?!!!! de man dem state clearly say dem nuh wah d frenship dem nuh care none t'all bout yuh raas d man dem neva even diss yuh too tuff inna dem ting jus buil and leggo offa dem fame nuh chu!!! bumboclaat man mi tired a yuh dutty bloodclaat now man.....

lindsay lindsay lindsay

!st off all stop stalk Samantha Ronson it nuh luk good....also how yuh mean fi a sue d ppl dem fi dem baby thing cah dem call yuh name inna dem thing?? get ova yuh self yuh are not the only confused alcoholic coked out lindsay in d world....................umm i take that back ...u have a valid point.......good luck obtaining dem millions deh weh yuh a seek.....Jah kno b mi kno yuh did bruk and ting but dat nuh mean yuh fi try sue out ppl fi maintain yuh ype.....Limdsay bbe mi luv yuh and all not as a lover tho dwl.......clean up yuhself and cum agen mi miss yuh in movies hon. ooo and in my opinion mi nuh really believe say yuh gay mi believe say yuh jus a follow d trend but if u are o well is all i have 2 say....but still bbe duh betta dan wah yuh aduh yuh talented and beautiful....wen yuh not preoccupied wid stalkin ppl hey who knos mayb wen yuh start workin agen she wi cum bak to yuh