Saturday, February 27, 2010
Twystid Tees
Umm mi nuh kno wah fi say bout dah one wah stilz....umm ppl if yuh familiar wid d brand twystid tees yuh mite be interested to kno dat well umm......the owner and ting well...ok betta mi quote him pon dis
Questions
1. Who knows who Pinky British is? If yall do unnuh nuh think a time she leggo d dance floor and guh rest har wrinkled body??? I mean she already leggo d man weh did a tek har money a mine up him str8 up woman to har face.....Pinky move on to step 2 now...plz??....*histeeth* pink hair pink face lukin like a mess......U luk like a grandma!!!!!! get over it!
2. Why d Sherlock family affi luk like circus performers suh??? No dem nah duh d community a Sherlock nuh justice.....histeeth raas ediat dem luk like sodomites and wat not......chu
3. Beenie and d'angel really deh bak??? dwl no comment
4. Dont you guys miss Zj Liquid already??
5. When wiimen realize dat " Jah kno baby mi wudda luv fi suk yuh stiff titti dem nuh bloodclaat work??!!!! DONT DO IT! yuh nah get nuh woman wid dem bloodclaat foolishness deh.
6. When sum gyal aguh stop tek dem best fren man??!!! It nuh rite!!!! a yuh fren man!!!!! yuh fren weh did deh deh fi yuh during yuh haad times!!! d man aguh jus fuk yuh and lef yuh........cept in those RARE cases weh it last which is like 1 inna 100 dat happn suh d odds against yuh!
7. Wha d big deal weh ppl a say bling dawg nuh get nuh pikney??? Ok mayb him cah breed nuh body so wat!!!!! a nuh fi him fault....altho it is said dat marijuan depletes sperm count.....but still ppl leave d man alone!
8. When will our young men stop idolizing these artiste ppl???? seriously!!!! mi understand wen yuh say yuh rate d man lyrics....but nuh swear fi dem!!! especially since yuh neva meet dem b4! chu
9. when sum gal aguh learn fi use panty....draasss underwear??? luk here wen yuh aguh dance and yuh inna yuh microscopic skirt plz for heavens sake wear YUH UNDERWEAR!!! pls cah wen d yuh skin out inna d camera evrybody a see yuh unshaved crawny smell bad front!....im jus saying...
yuh can add yuh questions stilz
Drug MUle???
Ok who watched the Jamaican version of locked up abroad last night??? It did sell off sell.....I have new found respect for kiki.....for all you ppl that have been living under a rock for like the last idk 5 years.....Kiki is the lady who used to host intense before Pepita and she was also the host of the chill room in Digicel rising stars........anyways ppl she said that she carried drugs like 2 times in the us and the second she got caught and went to prison for like 18mnths in which she had her baby in prison and dem tek it way and pere tings........it was sooo fringgin sad.....it jus goes to show how one silly move can fuk up yuh life forever.....so ppl be careful a d ppl weh yuh kno and the tings weh yuh duh yuh mite mek d worst mistake and end up regret it fi di rest a yuh life!!!!! also drugs arent cool!!! none a dem!!! so ppl jus stay away esp if yuh still aguh skool.......anyways kiki is soo friggin awesum to go thro sumthing like that and then in the end being able to turn around herself 360 degrees to be the success she is today is amazing, and shud be an inspiration to all of us....wen yuh mek a mistake doh jus live pon it....whole heap a ppl ooutta deh nah guh 4give yuh fi it but jus hold up yuh head and carry on.
Friday, February 26, 2010
Who saw Aidonia and Aisha pon tvj dis morning?
Well first of all I'm like a huge fan a Aidonia and ting and him outfit did sell off to me stilz....LUV d shades d shirt and sneaks coordination sell off....agen to me.......Aisha umm bbz d hair neva did a happn still nah lie mi jus nuh think it did a occur........wat inspired yuh??? fire yuh hair stylist, but then agen dat a my opinion outfit arite stilz.......sigh i hate to do this to you guys especially since heart is urs is one a mi fav songs and mi think it sell of and wat not BUT bumboclaat do you ppl kno wat its like 2 sing on key????? wha a unnuh name trevor off key??? a cringed!!!! unnuh did sound awful was aisha hoarse? cah mi a hear d recording ova her and it jus neva inna sync Aidonia neva duh d song justice if mi neva hear d song b4 hand mi wudda jus....idk wat 2 say...........I thought u guys were spose to be promoting the song???? suh unnuh cudnt atleast mek d effort fi practice and mek sure say it proper??? especially since d 2 a unnuh nuh really all dat famous??? mi love aidonia but mi did disappointed.......and another thing.....a figet him figet d words a d song?? or was dat likkle ting weh him did a duh intended???? pls tell mi a figet yuh figet......plzzzzzzzzz....sigh.......sort out yuh self yute yuh talented and all but jah kno...........
Black Ryno yaad really get shoot up??
A wah dis mi a hear bout black ryno house being shot up??? ok d first suspect weh cum to mind is Kartel rite....but as much as mi nuh have nuh ratings fi d drama queen......mi really nuh wah believe say him have nothing fi duh wid dat.......but i mean.....it luk a likkle way still yuh zeemi..........KIm...formerly Gaza Kim....get sum raas beaten a big yaad afta she and d gaza queen have a likkle friction.....kartel say him nuh involve and w/e.........even tho a fi him place d event transpired and wat not.......now a day or so afta it bus big big say ryno lef him place get shoot up....all mi a say dem deh a sum weird coincidences.....but lets b fair tho........Jamaican ppl bloodclaat fool to....and nuff a wi nuh able fi decipher d plain and simple fact say wen 2 artiste a war a fame dem a raas luk!!!! and wi get suh wrapped up inna d music dat wi feel say yow kartel a more dan mi artiste him a mi bredrin....and frm yuh violate mi bredrin yuh affi get yuh ass whooped or yuh shot up..........so mite b a sum crazed fan duh it.....but whicheva a d 2 it is it still sad......and ppl honestly most a dem jus see kartel a stage show dem neva yet tlk or hold him hand but still yet dem willing fi assault ppl fi him......but mi have a question wen yuh beat smaddy or soot dem up and yuh get found out and d police dem cum fi cart yuh off a jail.....and yuh mada or fada or whoeva affi spend dem last fi pay off lawyer fi represent yuh inna court and wen yuh lose d case and yuh guh prison and sum man twice ur size bend yuh ova and force up sumn stiff and haad inna yuh batty.........where will Kartel be???? prolli pon d gaza wid sum fat gyal....or w/e him prefer a sip pon vibes rum and henny and jus being plain merry!!!!! suh wen unnuh aguh do sumn illegal in d name a any artiste yow dem done rich areadi ehnuh....dem gud....yuh fi a luk pon fi elevate yuhself and live yuh life!!!!!And another ting too a d man father house!!!! seriously ppl spose unnuh did kill smaddy?? him fada or sum other family member??? ppl unnuh a guh too hard keep d music industry abt music man!!!! jeez......strength and blessings 2 ryno stillz hope dis make yuh stronger and pls nuh contd d cycle a violence it hot mi kno and yuh feel yuh affi defend yuh family but if yuh retaliate inna d same way it jus a rept d vicious and ugly cycle.........and o Kartel comment inna d star bout blak ryno being confused dwl.........dat did kinda haad stilz.....but yeh ryno luv yuh lukin for bigger and better stilz
New Legislation??
Ppl a wha dis mi a hear say d government wah charge man fi over exposure???? a real real ting??? dwl woooii mek mi first say that i 100% agree wid d move it was a well needed move.......long time jamaicans shudda tek a stand against this really gay fashion thing. A dis mi a say y d fuk yuh wah have yuh ass outta door??? I thought we were a fukin homophobic country??!!!!! all dem dj ya a hit out on gay ppl and shit but if yuh pree dem levels dem mek shebada luk like a bleeding heterosexual.....no seriously pree d levels.....shebada nah nuh tatoo wid nuh man name pon him body.......me personally neva see shebada batty outta door yet.....yes shebada pants kinda tite......but mi see kartel and sum a d dancer dem inna titer.........mi neva yet hear shebada a beg one more nite from nuh man.....dwl.........yow sum a dem ballas/djs a guh lu!! dwl........rite about now mi nuh wah hear none a dem a bun out nuh batty man......cah d way how dem a flex mi a get fi doubt dem sexual orientation........clean up unnuh bloodclaat act b4 unnuh judge ppl..........cah rite abt now mi trust shebada more dan mi trust dem........mi trust d demons (and dis is a metaphor, as i am in noway implying that shebada is a demon of any sort as quiet frankly mi honestly nuh business wid nuhbody lifestyle once it doesnt harm or endanger any1 els) weh mi know, more dan d angel weh mi nuh kno...cah wen yuh check d levels d so called angel mite turn out to be d devil....d head of all that is wrong.......but a dis mi a say yutes.....dis whole ting weh yuh pants deh unda yuh batty and d bottom tite as fuk....it nuh cute.....it luks gay.....which is ok if u are gay....but if yuh aguh a bun out d ppl dem lifestyle.....for heaven's sake leave dem alone wid dem fashion!!!!!!!!!! cah d gay community of jamaica is really outraged and confused abt dis!!!!!! and i put this to u now....is Jamaica really as homophobic as these prominent dancehall figures wud want us to believe?? i mean thing abt it all these subliminal gay messages....hmmm mi nuh kno a wha mi see
Welcome
Arite suh by now everybody are kno dat it is official Black ryno really lef d empire......my question is dis......unnuh really surprise???? i mean cum on it was way way way obvious suh d empire nuh have buh substance....meaning well mi fi one neva really believe say d hype wudda last......cus lets all be real here kartel ego bigga dan kanye west own!!! and evryone are kno how kanye west ego stay........and nuh man or woman nah guh gree wid sumbody like dat.......and doh even get mi started inna him religious confusion....bout him bloodclaat intelligent!!!! biggest bloodclaat joke.......d man have round 3-4 subjects and evrybody a rally round him bout yow a di teacher him a d most intellectual and shit.....whappen 2 d artiste dem weh have dem 8 subjects??? jus tru dem sekkle dem likkle self and nah constantly a run intelligence campaign like kartel....wha dem nuh smart??? whappen to sizzla assassin weh actually have a college education tru dem nuh always a tell ppl say dem intelligent....fi dem worth get undermine........but pre dis if Mr. Palmer was a true intellectual him wudnt affi constantly a remind ppl bout him meager qualifications....WE GET IT!!!! so shut up! Bout teacher wha d bloodclaat him a teach ppl?? o and pls dont think i have a personal vendetta against kartel as i do not...hmmm or do i?? hanyways mi hate mavado to...so is not a gully gaza ting altho while u can find mi a lisen to mavado yuh will never see mi a listen kartel....agen i use to but him guh lu stilz......... but hanyways umm gud luck to ryno still cah him have talent and i doubt say a d last a him dis.......ps umm welcum hope u njoy d blog...aand feel free fi tlk up d tings dem yeah....lol...peace.respect.honour........feel free 2 comment
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