The End Is Near!!!!!

PPl unnuh nuh see Campion College in 2nd place??? Mi say mi cudnt sleep d way d ppl dem a mek nooise ova deh wid dem celebrations!!!!!! dwl a fi dem year dis stilz tennis swimmin semi inna basket ball raaaaaaaaaaaaaaeee.......ok dats it bye bye lol

Kartel a get A-head in life!!!!

hey, its lexi here dishing out the suss as it comes. now recent encounters show me seh kartel a gwwan wid tings. now pictures a circulate roun di place especially all over facebook, but it originated from 876radio.com showing di teacher a get him tools polished up by sme mystery girl.

hehey, wat a cass cass pon di thursday eeh? word a guh roun seh is a girl name stacy from expression dancerz. but dat nuh confirm yet. is not like is lisa hype who nuh fraid fi confess up to the act. but hey, if its her thing mek she do it. at least now we know seh is not kartel did inna di lisa swiper tape. cuz jesum, him package crawny like it infested with some disease. a coulda all him give lisa di herpes, syphillis and aids pon har tongue weh spice did a talk bout. but no man, kartel come again. bout 'mi cocky longer dan mi knife' heh. oh please, da likkle beany supm deh? come again. spice mussi did well shame when she did see it!

anyways, just a mek unno know seh, peace and love still. a good ting seh him and the gully comke to a truce still cuz jah know dem woulda do him bad wid this. a wonder what gonna happen to him career now?

well only time can tell..

here are the pics for your amusement still.

South Africans attending champs

its lexi here again delivering the new suss. so champs a draw near fi ture. mi nah lie opening ceremony did sell off, but still, some things did just unnecessary. like how jamaica spending and undisclosed sum to invite 29 children from South Africa to be here for the games. now tell me wid our huge debt and trade deficits, as well as dem damn annoying homeless hatian prisoner refugee escapees in the island, how we can afford dat now?

di way me see it, bruce just a run we inna more and more shit. but i have pity for him. is not his fault that this government have some of the worst advisers out there. seriously, dem need fi fire dem advisors deh. jamaica just know how fi spend di money pon unnecessary tings enuh. i mean how south africa ago help we inna di long run. we nuh dependent on them for anything at all, dem racist for one, and dem not exactly english literate. but hey babsy mussi love di free travel she do every month. she mussi lef usain so she need someone--i mean something else to spend government money pon. its sad. sad indeed.

so now unno know, we have visitors in our midst, so unno plz behave at champs plz. dont show up unno dutty colours and start up stampede and stab up unno one another like unno always do now. please peace and love. if the africans dem can do it, im sure us civilized people of the western world can do the same.

as always, love ya'll. till next time, lexi-boo signing out.

Kartel get a friggin lie!!!!!!!!!!

Yow mi hear say Kartel a tlk up a bag a ting bout d Big Ship fam bout how Freddie Mcregor order d closure a him studio and bout how D'genius suk pussy and all dese tings...O boy mi not even kno weh fi begin pon dah one deh........Portmore sewage, Mr. confused nuh bloodclaat!!! Mr. crawny beyond imagination Mr. Parasite how yuh suh raaas outtaorder!!!! Ppl yuh nuh see d likkle maggot nah hold nuh medz??? Honestly....come on wid d whole Black ryno controversy wid shot a buss place a get fire bombed yuh neva expect say yuh a guh cum undah heat wid d po pos?? Nuh yuh sed 1 claims say d police have a personal vendetta gainst yuh?? suh yuh nuh must raas expect say if yuh nah nuh papers fi d bumboclaat studio dem aguh tek action!!!!! pussyhole chu mi heated man dwl noo mi a pree yuh kno say Mr. Sewage face paranoid....noo pree d way him tlk more time.....him nuh sane d man tlk like say d world is out to get him....hmm well mayb dats how it is wen yuh sell yuh ass and soul dwlol...a wah??...mi nuh kno....dwl....afta mi analyze Mr. Scurmage my assessment is dat him suffer frm
Schizophrenia....no seriously pree it him have all d symptoms!!!
Sypmtoms
1.him certainly have trouple keeping frens....Aidonia, Ryno, Steven, Bounty, Mavado, Freddie, Roach, Bling Dawg...hmm d whole Alliance, etc d list goes on......
2.False beliefs or thoughts that have nothing to do with reality (delusions)...check...Fredie order him studio lock down......him alone a bear d blame for d feud.....etc
3.Argumentativeness check.......Killer.......Kim.....Di genius etc
4.Delusions of persecution or grandeur.....do i need to?? dwl
5.Repetitive behaviors
PPl nnuh nuh see d Ting siiiiick?? him need hospitalization pon d double...noo a d first yutemi see luv mek war wid veterans suh Ninja now Freddie tsk tsk tsk Now ppl frm all my years inna life mi neva see dat man mek war wid nuhbody yet!!! mi neva see him say a bad word bout nuhbody y Kartel a guh deh suh??? Sigh And y d fuk Mr. Oil and powder nuh lef d man dem pon d ship?!!!! de man dem state clearly say dem nuh wah d frenship dem nuh care none t'all bout yuh raas d man dem neva even diss yuh too tuff inna dem ting jus buil and leggo offa dem fame nuh chu!!! bumboclaat man mi tired a yuh dutty bloodclaat now man.....

lindsay lindsay lindsay

!st off all stop stalk Samantha Ronson it nuh luk good....also how yuh mean fi a sue d ppl dem fi dem baby thing cah dem call yuh name inna dem thing?? get ova yuh self yuh are not the only confused alcoholic coked out lindsay in d world....................umm i take that back ...u have a valid point.......good luck obtaining dem millions deh weh yuh a seek.....Jah kno b mi kno yuh did bruk and ting but dat nuh mean yuh fi try sue out ppl fi maintain yuh ype.....Limdsay bbe mi luv yuh and all not as a lover tho dwl.......clean up yuhself and cum agen mi miss yuh in movies hon. ooo and in my opinion mi nuh really believe say yuh gay mi believe say yuh jus a follow d trend but if u are o well is all i have 2 say....but still bbe duh betta dan wah yuh aduh yuh talented and beautiful....wen yuh not preoccupied wid stalkin ppl hey who knos mayb wen yuh start workin agen she wi cum bak to yuh

Champs time is drawing neigh

PPl Champs a cum up.....unnuh a wear unnuh colors??? But Jah kno d way d ting set up dat mite not happn......sigh y cant we all jus get along ppl..............Hanyways mi done buy up mi purble and mi green aready cause a we say kcbar ehnuh lol....OOO how mi fi lef our wolmaz?? and Jago?? and ting.
Yow mi cah wait fi c d costumes dem esp d wolmaz one dem .....lol...mi nah tell nuh lie stilz sum a dem costumes nuh really mek it but jus 4 comedic relief......speakin of comedic relief.....Campion have a side a champs??? Wait Theon gone dont?? Well dem time a winnin d 1 race done now lol.........Wait wasnt theon like dem whole track team lol dwl.......yuh kno wat mi a mek a CAmpion side!!!! Yes ppl lets unite and cheer on Campion....Mi aguh tek JC side fi Campion...pls join mi lol.............All Holy Childhood?? sup wid dem dem eva enter yet?? Jah kno mi neva even hear say dem win race yet!!! All St Hughs and such cum on man STEP UP.........Lookin 4ward 2 champs yuh zeemi........w8 afta champs a keep dis year??

A which Dudus dem a tlk???

Ppl a wah a gwaan yah suh??? Mi hear say papers get signed up secretly and a bag a tings and a pure shootings a gwaan....Jah kno mi nuh really wah comment up pon tings unless smady a gi mi a plane fare and a visa fi fly out guh sum far away country lol....All mi affi say is welll peace and love......y cant we all jus get along here??? dwl////Mi hear say d police guh in deh say a regular badman dem aguh fa wen in actuality a dudus and a pure shot a beat afta dem ppl get killed and wat not.........hmmm mek mmi jus done it rite deh suh ya.....dwl....mi nuh kno mi say wah mi hear....idk rasta

Redifinin Beauty

Mi see a yute yesterday and thing and him a pree mi rite and d first thing that cum to my mind was Jah know dah boy ya cuuuute ehhh....yes mi turn him down and ting 4 other reasons....even tho he seemed like a nice guy but w/e......fi d whole day inna my head mi a say yea d yute cute...den mi and mi long time fren dem a tlk and well it came up and mi him say d yute well cuute den him ask him a browning dnt....mi say no man him black and ting him say a lie yuh a tell rite??? Afta d convo ended mi start pree tings and mi nah tell nuh lie......mi use to believe say brown ppl wid pretty hair were more desirable dan dem negro head counter-parts yea mi did wah have up d pretty hair pikney and ting.......
But now mi realize say mi idea a beauty like it really change....cah wen mi pree it d yute nuh have none a d tings dem i once luked for...so called 'pretty' hair......negi....'brownin'....neggi....Him black same nappy head as fimmi low cut maga body and ting i mean wen yuh put him down on paper him nuh soun proper but yuh wudda affi c him....but d point Im making is this my idea of beauty well it change and i believe for the better....doh get mi wrong mi nah say brown skin and ting nuh pretty....wah mi a say is dis complexion nuh have ntn fi duh wid it hair neither......unless yuh a bleach den yuh luks jus fukd up yuh zeem,,,,no yuh nuh handsum mi doubt bleachaz even human lmao...........
D worste part it mi eva a complain say guys overlook my beauty tru mi nuh brown wid pretty hair and tingwen truth is.....they do....BUT mi duh d same thing too......but den agen d brownin dem seem to me more appreciative of my beauty suh......
Hanyways ultimate points are 1. KARTEL LOW D BLEACHING CREAM!!! A NOW YUH LUK LIKE A A BIG OLE SKETAL -TUFF BAK- CHIP UP -FOOTBACK -STAY BAD-DENT UP-SCRATCH UP-RITE OFF-GAL!!!!!
2. People gi d black race a fitin chance cah mi kno say a whole heap a unnuh out deh rather d brown skin preety hair ppl dem and ting and mi nuh blame yuh cus a dat d society embed inna wi head frm wi young....How many a unnuh hear sum small child mother a smile and a say who Jaquain only like brown woman him like............. and a luk well pleased wid har son?? Dont lie unnuh c it i mean him mite nuh name Jaquain lol....but i mean cum on!!! lol Honestly a suh wi elders teach a suh wi socialize wi cah help it.....but wi need fi fi cum outta dem school a thoughts deh and cus untill wi do wi jus a belittle and tear down each other and it nuh feel gud trust mi.....Cah wen mi get bypassed fi a brownin it hot mi nah tell nuh lie stilz.......jah kno how wi suh raas racist inna jamaica? weh full up a soo much baxside blackenins lol chu.....sigh mi kinda 4got wat was d point of this but mi nuh kno werk wi it dwl

Fi d groupie dem

First and foremost lets give thanks for life, health and strength, cause a long time unnuh nuh hear nothing from me and mi nuh wah seem un-Godly to unnuh bcus i are a str8 God fearing person which is more than I can say for some people, and no that was not a stab at Kartel....no seriously it wasnt....if it was mi wudda say suh....lol
Anyways as d title suggested da one ya a fi d groupie dem....but first mek mi give mi definition of what i think a groupie is......now in my esteemed lol (i see sum1 a feel dem self waaaay to much dwl) a groupie is a person who because of whatever reason(s) only dates 'high-profile' /'ballers' characters. Now I say persons because I do not want to limit groupies to only females as there are males out there fall under the groupie umbrella for example....cah really think a none right now because due to the fact that females tend to tear down and belittle other females every chance they get, the female groupies are more publicized than the males....Hanywhos mek mi rephrase inna layman terms.......a groupie is a person who jus love offer sexual services to the so called famous and hype people dem.
But mi nuh wah really start knock dem up real and propa cus not all groupies are generally bad people...alot a dem a suffer from self esteem issues especially the females...so dats why dem run guh pitch pon d ballas dem cah dem a say well a almost every female dream fi attract dem attention and if dem can attarct and hold dem attention fi even a couple a hours den well dem got it....yuh follow mi?? As well as a few a dem jus get trapped....meaning d balla dem spot dem out from early tek wi dem innocence den lef dem and trust mi u can all agree dat wen a girl get left a dem time deh d bitterness come out.....and dem jus wah extract dem revenge.....but dem a say how a regular low profiler like mi self aguh get mi revenge from ok lets use and example......from a Chino persona...so to speak.......den it dawns upon dem dat if dem guh fuk Aidonia or even D'genius and profile wid dem at 1 or 2 parties dat Chino aguh get jealous cause Lord knows how jealous men can be...and suh the cycle start....Cah wen dem ballas deh lef dem dem aguh duh the same thing and boom yuh get a used done out groupie den after a couple a cycles gone u hear who a breed an who a duh dna and who fa belly up fi grabs lol. Den who have dem one deh weh jus believe say dem fi fuk as many ballas as possible cah dem wah spred dem diseases cus dem bitter...and dem crawny so called high-proflers ya jus cah say no
But a dis mi say stil ladies....yes mi a tlk to d ladies d male groupie dem arite cus nuh body nah disrespect dem but mi sick and tired fi a hear inna songs "da one ya a fi d groupie dem" den afta dat a pure diss mi tired a fi hear d man dem a nasty up d feminine gender bcah a d groupie dem mi tired of not getting the respect and treatment I deserve...becah a d groupie dem....so consider this groupie therapy mi nah diss unnuh.....dats y mi purposely nah call nuh names cah mi nuh wah prosecute unnuh cah mi believe unnuh get enuff a dat aready.....wait yuh kno say really and trully some a unnuh a cruff???? no seriously nuh disrespect a reason wi a reason....but honestly unnuh nuh tired fi hear unnuh name associated wid all kinds a vicious attacks??? Unnuh nuh tiried fi b artiste booty calls?? unnuh nuh tired fi see unnuh pics and names pon jmg(lol)?? Unnuh nuh tiried of receiving and giving kuffs ova man? unnuh nuh tired a calling d phone dem and nah get nuh answer?? unnuh nuh tiried of wanting to guh ova him rite up house and cant cause unnuh either nuh kno it or unuh jus cant cus him wi mash unnuh up? Seriously, one woman to an another...unnuh nuh tired?
mek mi try dissect dah ting ya now....mi believe say d groupie mentality cum thru this idealistic womand persona weh d media put out there...I mean too often wi see pon d media where to be considered the queen B and the envy of every one else yuh affi have d hype boy under yuh mercy.....and yuh kno say come to think of it d males a kruff too?? Cah most men nuh interested inna woman until dem see say other man want har up to??? Suh yuh wi have dis cute girl weh jus cus she nuh push up wah fi push up....tuck in wah fi tuck in nuh body nuh interested but once dat girl cum out a uniform and inna har regular attire sumbody realize say home girl be packing!! Homeboy luk her way get a bli den boom everybody start a pree and a say w8 she a get man.....All of a sudden every body wah kno d whine she a use and a hold man......which brings me here....y wen unnuh see a girl inna a relationship and it luk set unnuh affi think a d rupper waist a hold him??? Couldnt it be that they really and truthfully enjoy the company of each other??? Why the common interest affi b sex? Yuh can only sex for like idk mayb 6 hours a d day...wah happen to d nxt 18 hours unnuh aguh spend together?? Hanyways mi a stray.....wah mi a try say is dis nuh man nuh wah nuh girl weh dem fren nuh secretly a lust ova and evry girl knows this, and it is through this school of thought that produce groupies.
Girls please not everything that glitters is gold.....suh nuh evry man weh surrounded by dozens or frens and is the athlete, the singer, etc, not all a dem a medicine........cus at d end a d day dem famous fi dem talent but a unnuh keep dem fame.....pree dis wen dem surrounded by dem frens dem a tlk bout how dem 'skin' unnuh out and all these other disrespectful things and d frens dem rate dem fi dat.....suh basically weh mi a say is dis....our male counterparts use their sexual endeavors fi maintain dem fame......cus evry other song weh cum out inna d dancehall and hiphop a nasty up d females all this practice a man a tell dem fren dem say yow dawg mi kill it last nite ehnuh IT???? Suh wait SHE becomes IT?? All the other one weh evry female is d GAl deh? Wi love d GAL dem?? wha mi fi feel good say a jus love yuh gi GAL??? Bag a GAL dem out deh fi wi name dem a call??
To the groupies nuh mek nuh man style unnuh as nuh gal....a suh unnuh want unnuh daughter dem fi live?? Duh betta dan dat....MOVE UP!!! Lef d flashlite phone dem and move up to d BB dem....cah any males out deh weh treat women like some sex toy a flashlite phone dem unnuh need a real man inna unnuh life....it neva too late fi change.....
Dis a fi di (female) groupie dem unnuh luk good and are probably nice individuals who deserve better than you are given so jus elevate unnuh self......respect....

More passa pass fi di gaza?

Ppl mi hear say big shoot out gwaan a big yaad a smady innocent dead!!! Lawks a pure trials and crosses pon d Gaza.....a cud a wha suh?? It luk like say evry ting Kartel touch reeks of death and destruction....It luk away and get are getting waaaaaayyy too serious and outta hand ppl.........how d music suh divided???? is like jus wen Jamaican ppl gain sense and stop kill inna d name a pnp and jlp now dem start kill in d name a Kartel.....It nuh luk good! Clean it up it too mucky.......I heard that ppl got injured and sum1 died....mi not even kno wah fi say nuh more..........cah mi a beg and a plead till mi blue.....and still yet d ppl dem nah wise up......sighz PPl cut out d bumboraasclaat fukry!!! and stop d senseless shootings and crimes...plz and thank yuh

Another Kyino in our midst??!!

yow people its yah favorite suss puss Lexi here. so the oda day mi hear seh one new tape a guh roun bout a young boy inna compromising positions with another. mi heart nearly stop. turns out di yute goes to a prominent high school in the Kingston metropolitan area. nah call di name but i guess unno already figure it out. yes mi dear, the boy doing the nasty with another boy, and dem tape it.

as usual, like Kyino, di tape buss when him did least expect it. except kyino was soft core porn to what went on this tape. if most of you dont remember. Kyino was a former Digicel Rising Star who was rumored to be on the flamboyant side wid him mohawk and bere tings. now, dont get me wrong, not every feminine man mi a guh seh stay suh innuh, but after him get eliminated tape buss, and him did affi guh inna hiding. Surprisingly di oda day mi all see him have up facebook wid one man. nah seh nttn. him and di man mek a cute couple still.... and ladies, not that unnuh can get him, him have up muscle and ting. sexy body! raaeeee!!!

anyhow, this boy walking in Kyino footsteps now, mi hear seh him have up baby mother too innuh, so me affi ask di question : baby caah keep man again? then again, nah call nuh name, but di groupie weh a breed fi di artiste. you fi tek note!

so now, mi hear seh him nuh guh back a school since di tape buss for fear of retribution. so see it deh, look good rasta woy, di spotlight come offa you now! reminds me of another prominent high school where they caught another 2 guys inna bathrom stall. but if you dont remember or know bout dat. oh well suh it guh.

so i say to unnuh people, if unnuh eva come across di tape please mi a beg unnuh, dont be surprised, Jamaica just one step behind finally accepting the facts and stop being in denial. because everyone wants to be a star these days, the bank workers dem, the school girl dem, politicians, entertainers and now the the alternative lifestyle ones. seems everyone want to be up int the video-light. go deh mi freaky ppl dem!

as always, need fi update unnuh pon di likkle drama dem. anyways, tek care, and please mi abeg unnuh, nuh kill di boy, him have a pickney fi raise. have some caompassion

--LEXI

Ryno Bombing

Ppl mi hear say dem bomb ryno house separate and apart from the shooting incident weh gwaan last wee....Now dis way pass serious nuh lie ppl.......Mi not even kno wha fi say bout dah one ya....It sad and it really a show say dis music ting ya a guh pon a levels weh jah kno....a how wi get deh suh? No dis serious mi feel like say mi wah follow inna d foot steps of Ms Tyson and launch an attack pon d music cah seriously dem way out a line now.........Really and trully d lyrical feud mi love it mi nah lie....Whats not to love?? Two so called gangsta a pat dem front and a trace like sum big**** gal mi love it.....but when it a reach a pon a levels weh ppl life and dat a dem family in danger no....dat nuh mek it at all at all at all.......If a d fans dem a duh it.....Unnuh stop cus dis feud nah duh ntn fi unnuh....D man dem part company and ting how d hell dat a affect?? Does the idea of anal rape appeal to you??? yuh kno say if unnuh guh inna prison ur ass isnt urs anymore rite??? Your ass belongs to the homeboy Tiny wid the broad chest and muscular body wid d ability to make his breast jiggle......suh watch yuh self!!!! And if a d fake teacha weh feel say him above ALL laws......honestly mi not even kno weh fi say to him at dis point.....cah i mean him say him have him intelligence and him a entrepreneur and ting and all dem bag a crap deh....suh him fi really a stoop to dem devious levels deh fi punish an upcumer whose career nuh reach fi him magnitude yet kinda well nuh kinda it jus friggin stupid!!! and is not the work of sum1 who CLAIMS to have such an advanced intelligence (rolls eyes)......but den agen nuh woman beater mi nuh care yuh office weh yuh hold nuh have an iota of intelligence inna my book....Dancehall a get toooooooo violent unnuh bil wid it! jah kno all a dem fukry ah is a result of inflated egos ehnuh....Mi a pray fi unnuh cah unnuh nah study nuh medz......suh mi aguh prescribe sumn fi yuh....jus guh a York pharmacy or any1 closest to yuh and ask fah....listen carefully.......18 oz of common sense along wid 5 oz of morality....these are over the counter drugs suh nuh worry bout prescription.

Gaza trend reach high prominent high school!!!!!

kartel set di trend and now everybody a do it. it has come t my knowledge seh a very prominent school in the corporate area taking action against this bore tongue fiasco. now im not calling any names or even promoting violence, but mi hear seh one cute look good bwoy a get expelled from said high school because him tongue bore. now people mi understand di bleaching, and the tight pants but bore tongue? come on now?

apparently this boy became famous earlier this year after some wicked gal create up blog page bout di high school fi buss people business. it seems there is trend for people to be creating up amateur gossip pages to get their 15 minutes of anonymous fame. well word of advice people, dont create a facebook page. facebook is the grapevine of cyber stalking and sooner or later, someone is going to find out your identity. so di gal did get ketch, and him think seh him did get weh.

anyways, rumors did a guh round bout him which of course all a unnuh figure out by now what it is. and so the spiral begins. so now that the whole world know fi him story, him guh bore up him tongue fi solidify it. woooiiiiiiii!!! mi body!!!!! mi nah tell nuh lie still innuh, di bwoy cute yuh frig, but what a shame... tsk tsk tsk

the school administration claim fi seh because of recent news and him bore tongue, other students from this institution a get death threats, and as such their safety is of utmost importance.

now mi a ask di question, dem serious? even when di bwoy gone, threat still ago come in? a weh dem a try prove? if anything a just video light dem a look fi dem school. if di gal weh start up di suss page nuh give the school enough attention, i dont know what will..

anyways, unnuh done know, peace and love in schools. mi neva call nuh name but unnuh done know, affi buss di suss first!

Baby raffle??? agen!!!!!!!

Yow mi hear say a new baby a get raffled inna d dancehall.....and guess who fa name among many others a get called up??? surprise surprise....Chino....sigh now Mi love Chino and ting but it luk a certain way.....The man is a role model for many young ppl and wen him a guh round wid dem all dem groupie ya and him name a a place pon evrybody pikney weh born it luk away.......yute condoms trojan durex.....is not rocket science!!! dem prevent pregnancies!!!!!!! raas wat abt abstinence mek sence???? nuh dat yuh a promote pon d tour???? or is a do as i say not as i do philosophy yuh a try promote.....hint hint....nah guh work cah evry likkle boy weh jus stop piss bed sum a dem not even stop......wah duh as yuh duh....tek yuh unnuh bloodclaat advice.....nuh put nuh groupie pon yuh hood!!!!!! and wait till yuh find an empress weh divine....jus like wah yuh sing inna yuh song....i see u never followed wat ur mother taught u.....hmm...tsk tsk tsk tsk.............or mayb u misunderstood her terminology i doh kno king....i jus doh kno......anyways stil rate yuh as an artiste still